I couldn’t go to the store this past weekend because I was sick. Well, I needed to get some cat food last night and I knew the store I was going to didn’t carry the brand they like. But it was late and I had to get them something, so I went anyway. It turns out; they now carry the brand of food my cats like! I tell you, it’s the little things. I consider myself an aspiring actor. And whenever I hear of a casting call, I always send in my headshot.
Well, the other day, I got a call to be a photo double on the set of Spider-Man. I was as excited as a dog with a bone. It turns out, I was bigger than the person they needed to match but for a few minutes there, I was ready to pack it up and move to Beverly, Hills, that is. Booooooooo! Anyway, that’s my life; the highs are high and the lows, low. I think I’m going to start my own band. I have so many songs in my brain and no way to get them out. There’s only one difference between Pearl Jam and my imaginary band, cold hard cash. Think about it, what was the last record you bought? Probably something you heard on the radio or saw on TV, right? Who’s to say that their music is any better than the songs in my head? Exactly – nobody. Some might say don’t I worry about selling out? My answer is now, and always will be, where do I sign up?! Bob needs a new pair of shoes; you know what I’m saying? I went to the post office today. It turns out that when my building was re-keyed a few weeks ago they didn’t give a key to the post office. The building managers didn’t tell anyone that we wouldn’t be getting any mail! That just gets me angry! Somebody should have put a note up in the building – that would have been nice. Time to move. No mail for over a week and a half!!!! I have only 3 days before my bills have to be in. I’m moving; 5 years of this kind of crap is too much. Horrible.
On the bus this morning I noticed some graffiti. I usually don’t do this but it appears that Big Jimmy, of the 214 posse, loves Maria. I think that’s great; good luck you crazy kids! That’s it for today. Have a good one. CFL. Big ups to Goumas — get well soon! I still may have a fever.