Friday night, Playstation. That’s all I did. Saturday, I woke up around 10:30 and started to play Playstation again. My friend, Jay, invited a bunch of us over to his place to watch Springsteen on HBO. I accepted and wondered what I would do between now and then to kill the time. I went back to bed, for four hours. That ruined my weekend. Too much sleep! I was never the same after that. Today, I feel like I’m back to normal. The Springsteen concert was great! He truly is The Boss.

I did the usual Sunday things, laundry and A & P. After that I went to the toy store to buy a game. I bought The Dukes of Hazzard, it’s a video game now! Needless to say, that was the rest of my Sunday. It has 18 levels and I’m already on 16. My friend, Tiffany, asked me to join her and her friends for dinner but I couldn’t stop playing this game. Pretty bad. I only stopped long enough to watch King of the Hill, The Simpsons and The Sopranos. I did manage to put a little time aside to work on my stand-up comedy act. Here it goes:

There are some people that seem like they really need a cell phone – Then there’s the type that really don’t need one. Middle-aged, overweight people, you know who you are, you don’t need a cell phone. You know you don’t have any friends. Seriously, what is so important that you have to put your devil dog down for and pick up that phone. What, is there a sale on Cracker Jacks?

There’s a new species among us – Not men, not women – Ugly people that drive convertibles. Where do they get the nerve? Don’t roll up on me looking like you just got beat with the ugly stick. Don’t you realize you’re on display? Put that top back up Grandma and go make me some cookies!

That’s it — I think my stand-up is getting better. I had a horrible ride on the bus this morning. The bus was hot, we were stuck in traffic and I was squeezed into this seat with no leg room. The only saving grace was the woman beside me. She was wearing a lovely skirt. So, every now and then when things got too tough, I’d sneak a peak at her legs. Then I thought, would this woman ever go out with me? And then I got angry. Paula, would say I’m like a library, I have issues. Speaking of Paula, she’s not keeping up with her notes. What up, Paula?

That’s it. Have a great day.