I’ve got nothing today. I don’t know what I watched last night and nothing eventful happened today. Wait, I just remembered some guy in the bus station farted as we walked past each other. He just let it loose! God bless that man because he just doesn’t care anymore. I’m not sure but I think I’m losing my mind. I got home last night and I was talking to myself. I’m sure I’ll be fine. I need a new car. I want a convertible, with low miles and costs no more than $1000. Feel free to e-mail me if you happen to see one. I’m also looking for a woman, low miles and costs no more than $1000, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. See what I did, get it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Seriously, I am looking for a woman. If you’re a woman, drop me a line. Well, that was a new low.