March, in like a lion, out like a lamb — am I right? They really pushed that phrase on us in grade school. Every March you could always count on seeing a drawing of a lion and a lamb on the bulletin boards. I still don’t know what it means. Hey, how about putting something up there that we can use! Am I right people?! It gets me so angry, AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Internet Acting, thank you. I got a letter from a student at NYU; her name is Danielle. I’ve got nothing today so I thought I’d answer her questions, online. She asks:
D: In your opinion what is the best movie out in the theatres right now?
Bob: That’s a hard question to answer because I would have to have seen all the movies. You know, the only new movie I’ve seen is O Brother, Where Art Thou. And that was really great. Every time I go to a theatre I just seem to get annoyed by the people around me. There’s a kid in back of me kicking my chair. There’s a guy in front of me laughing in all the wrong places. It ruins the movie for me. And it costs $10 now! I’d like headphone jacks in the armrests, like in an airplane. That way I could bring my own headphones and block out all of the ignorant people that I’m forced to sit by.
D: Can I get a shout out on your website?
Bob: No.
D: Why do you have a car when you can just take the train into the city?
Bob: My car is my freedom machine. I love to drive, I like to get away on the weekends and I like to cruise for chicks. (Note to the guys: You can’t pick up women in a Skylark.)
D: How’s life at Dave’s?
Bob: Life at Late Show is great. It’s a great place to be and I’m thankful to be here.
Danielle, thank you for checking out my website, please tell your friends.
I watched some TV last night but nothing worth mentioning. The show is on hiatus next week and I’m going on hiatus as well. This is the last Bob’s Diary until March 12. Check out my diary archives for the best of Bob’s Diary. I’m also going to try and get a new note from Paula today. She’s been busy the last few weeks. OK, that’s it until the 12th. Have a good one.