I love the guitar. I’ve had one since I was 16 years old and to this day, I can’t put two chords together. I suck! I’m looking at my guitar right now. It’s in its case! I can’t sell it because growing up, I always thought it would be cool to have my own place with a guitar. I also have dumbbells.

Lord knows why I have them! It must be a mind game I play. Look at the dumbbells, hey, I think that counts as a workout. This was one busy week at work. I’m going to sleep all day Saturday. Sleep, sleep, sleeeeeeeeep sorry. How about that snow! Am I right people? I’m in the mood to get my haircut — just a trim, nothing major. For a while last year, for about six months, I was cutting my own hair. It was buzz cut. It was cool to see all that hair fall off. I probably looked like an ass! I just couldn’t stand going to get my haircut anymore. It was like playing 100 questions with a stranger, every single time. Where you from, what do you do, blah, blah, blah! Just cut my hair, that’s all I want. When I was walking home last night, I saw a lot of homeless people sleeping in the subway; it’s very cold in NYC. I’m pretty darn lucky. Haircut, please. I’m going to go and have the best day and weekend of my life!

TIME FOR BOB’S FRIDAY CLIFFHANGERS:
WILL BOB MEET THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS?
CAN BOB SAY NO TO THE SWEET, SWEET TASTE OF LIQUOR?
WILL BOB STICK TO HIS DIET?
CAN BOB GET A DECENT HAIRCUT WITHOUT SPILLING HIS SOUL?
WILL THE MUSIC INDUSTRY WAKE UP AND PUT OUT SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED, KICK BUTT ROCK ‘N ROLL?!
CAN BOB’S CAR SURVIVE THE BLIZZARD OF 2001?

TUNE IN MONDAY TO FIND OUT!!!!!!

Have a good weekend.