Friday! Hello. I took my car into the shop this morning. He doubts they can get to it today but he’s going to try. It started right up, DAMN THAT CRAZY MACHINE!!!!! It probably just needs a good old fashion tune-up, I hope. The bus ride in this morning was a joy. It was a newer bus. The windows were sealed so it was climate controlled. The seats contoured to your body and it was clean! Also, the bus was full but mysteriously quiet. New Jersey Transit did right by me today. I cheated on my diet last night. I had a bag of cheese curls. I wanted them, so I had them. There was no stopping me. My friends went out to get a drink after the show and I wasn’t up for it because I don’t drink anymore. I think that’s why I did it. What’s the point of going to a bar a having a Diet Coke? I was talking to my friend Pam yesterday and we both agree that the best diet drink out there is Diet Dr. Pepper. I listened to a lot of music last night. My friend Tom brought in The Best of The Clash for me. I can’t get enough of them this week. You have to get their London Calling album. My guest speaker series has exceeded my expectations. We had to close down the message board at one point because of all the postings. Oh, before I forget, I’m going to be hosting a chat in my Chat Room at 9 PM EST, so tell your friends. OK, back to the guest series. To finish off the week I’ve invited someone familiar to fans of BobBorden.com, Paula. Take it away Paula…

Wow! My own little snippet on Bobborden.com. Making the daily diary is quite an honor and a privilege. Enormous responsibility – Holy crap — I can’t handle the pressure! Millions of people reading this and I have nothing to say. How totally embarrassing! Almost as embarrassing as the time I went tubing down the Delaware River with friends, slipped out of my tube, couldn’t get up, then finally had to walk backwards in flippers with my bathing suit stuck up the crack of my ass. Oh, did I mention that unfortunately there were pictures? Well, there were. So, thanks for this great honor.

As usual, Disclaimer: The views expressed by Paula do not necessarily reflect the views of BobBorden.com

OK, thanks, Paula. That’s quite the visual, isn’t it? Next week, I’ve lined up my brother, George. He has a lot to say about Heavy Metal in a modern society – As always, checkout his site, Aftershok.com. Now, it’s time for Bob’s Weekend Cliffhangers!

Will Bob stick to his diet?
Can Bob still be social without drinking?
Will Bob’s car get fixed at a reasonable rate?
Will Bob meet the girl of his dreams?
Can Bob finish his rock opera about the plight of the ant?

TUNE IN MONDAY TO FIND OUT!!!!! Have a good one.

This just in: Walter just informed me that I don’t have a chat room. So I won’t be in it tonight, sorry.