Good day. I think my cold is starting to break. My sense of smell came back a little and my throat doesn’t hurt as much. However, when I have an orange the citrus burns. It’s way too early to tell butI may be on TV tonight. Check my message board around 5:30/6:30 for the final word.

I watched Office Space last night. Funny film, but the ending left a lot to be desired. After that I checked out the Game Show Network and I’m glad I did! They had a block of Match Game on. It was so great. They played an interview with the late Gene Rayburn, the host. Really great. I also talked to my TV last night. There was one of those dumb commercials on and I just said, “Come on!” Again, I said it out loud. I talked to my TV! I think that’s a bit odd. At least it didn’t talk back.
 
I came home last night and there’s one of those bright orange stickers pasted to my car window. It said something like I’m parked illegally and we’ve recorded your license number and something like you could be towed. Now, it didn’t say who it was from? Something like that should say from the Hoboken police department. Right? Now, granted, I was parked in front of a garage that has a no parking sign, but I’ve been parking there for 5 years. A car can’t even get into that garage. At the very least, I think I have squatter’s rights. I’ll tell you this, if it didn’t come from the Hoboken PD, I may have a good lawsuit. And if you know anything about me, know this: I’m very litigious. I’ll sue at the drop of a hat. Those stickers are tough to get off a window. At least they didn’t tow it. That happened to me before in Hoboken. That’s not a fun process. And they broke the lock on my door. DON’T EVEN THINK FOR A MINUTE THAT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT! Just thinking about that gets me so angry, I had to disassemble my whole door, who do they think they are anyway, AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! Internet Acting, thank you, thank you very much.
 
Someday I’m going to print the list of people and businesses that have wronged me. It’s a long list. Straight up, go to go to the BobBorden.com store and buy a T-Shirt. It’s a great gift for Valentine’s Day. Speaking of Valentine’s Day, does anyone know of a nice single girl in the tri-state area? Tell her to drop me a line and a photo sendbobaletter@yahoo.com. I don’t want to spend another V-day crying myself to sleep.
 
And on that note, I’m out. Have a good day.