Welcome back and happy 2001! I had a great vacation. I rang in the New Year with my Mom. I went to bed by 12:30. My tradition of lame New Year’s Eves continues. I spent a lot of quality time with my nephews, Luke and Jake. We went to Chuck E. Cheese.
That’s a fun place for kids. That’s Chuck, Luke and me. Jake isn’t in the shot because Chuck E scares the crap out of him. Jake cried when he got close to Chuck. A few days later we went sled riding. Man that was fun! My nephews were sledding on the same hill that my brother and I used to sled on some 20 years ago. It makes you think. I got on their sled that had a weight capacity of 10 lbs. I flew down the hill, hit the pavement and broke their sled. They said “Uncle Bobby, why did you break our sled?” I felt bad but I got over it, ha ha. Don’t worry, new sleds were bought and all is well. Now I want to go snowboarding. Just imagine 400 pounds on a snowboard! I’m going to do it – it looks like fun. I did some chores around the house and that was it for Steubenville. I drove back to Hoboken on Thursday. I’ve been bumming around ever since. I haven’t seen a movie in a long time; I just don’t feel like it.
My good friend Tiffany and myself went to a small get together Saturday night. I wasn’t going to go because I didn’t know anyone and I always think twice about meeting new people. I told myself to quit being such a wet blanket and just go. I met Dave and Deirdre, the hosts and Scott, their friend. It was really fun, they had these great appetizers and Dave made martinis. I really had a good time. They were all good people. Scott and I talked about motorcycles. I love motorcycles. The martinis just kept coming and I just kept drinking and drinking. Anyway, the last thing I remember, I was sitting on the sofa having a beer. The rest of this story is brought to you by Tiffany and Scott, as again, I don’t remember anything.
If you have a weak stomach, please don’t read any further, have a great day and I’ll talk to you tomorrow. OK, so I got up to check out the computer with Dave and Scott and then I went to the bathroom. I came back out to the front room and sat down and fell asleep. Fell asleep, passed out, it’s all relative. I was as white as a sheet and then I just threw up all over myself. I go out, meet nice people and then I throw up in their home. I usually don’t throw up on myself until I really get to know someone. Dave and Deirdre, I’m sorry! Tiffany, thank you so much for all your help. Just a sidebar, Tiffany really looked wonderful and she was sweet enough to help me with my puke and it was a real mess! I’m such a jerk. I think a line was crossed there, it’s kind of hard to forget something like that. As a result of this incident and another about 3 years ago, I threw up on a white van and woke up in a friend’s bathroom, I’ve decided to quit drinking. No more sweet elixir for Bob, I’m done! Kids, learn from my example, it’s not fun to over indulge. I’m glad it’s over! OK, I told you last time that I was going to think about updating this site. I have some good ideas and as soon as I can get together with my designer, Walter, BobBorden.com version 2.0 will be on a screen near you, soon. Now, how’s that for a vacation story?
Have a great day.