If you missed yesterday’s diary you missed the big news, I’m in Time Out New York! I’m still excited! Page 204 of the November 30th issue.
Time Out New York: Borden to Be Wild
If you’re a regular viewer of The Late Show with David Letterman, there’s a good chance you’ve seen the rotund and bespectacled writers’ assistant Bob Borden chasing down Oprah and Urkel or polling New Yorkers on Campaign 2000 issues. Due to overwhelming fan demand, Borden has opened a Web porthole into his own life, including a diary, a FAQ file (despite many Inquiries, he’s not gay) and streaming video of a few of his 45 Late Show appearances. So, Is top boss Letterman heard around the office calling people pinheads? “I’ve never heard him use the word pinhead off the air,” says Borden. Go to www.BobBorden.com.”
Again, welcome to all of the TONY readers.
Story time: About three weeks ago I put a note under my neighbor’s door. I’d seen her in the hallway before and said “Hi,” but never had the chance to talk to her. So, when I launched my site, about three weeks ago, I was so excited I put a note under her door. It pretty much said I’ve ridden the bus with you before but wasn’t able to say hi, etc… Basically a stalker-lite note. Stalker-lite – One step away from being a stalker. Later, I thought, what have I done? I put a note under a woman’s door that I don’t know! And her first impression of me is that note and seeing my big head spin around! What if she lives with someone or has a boyfriend!? I was just so clouded by having my own site; I didn’t realize what I was doing. Anyway, to make a long story short, I saw her this morning! I said I’m so sorry about the note, I didn’t realize how freaky it probably was for her. She was cool about it and said not to worry. We ended up riding the bus into the city. The time flew by. Her name is Jennifer. She’s really nice and may I say, easy on the eyes. Once we got to the bus station we went our separate ways and she said we’ll have to catch up after you get back from vacation. I said absolutely. Now, I’m thinking I should have asked for her number or something. I sure as hell can’t put another note under her door! However, I don’t know what her deal is. She could be engaged for all I know? So, I’ll wait for the next chance run in. What else can I do? Damn. OK, have a good day. I didn’t do much last night. Just watched Match Game and listened to music. Again, have a good day.
