Oh man, no updates this week. What the hell is going on over at BobBorden.com?!! You know, Christmas is a few days away. There’s a lot of sh@t to do! Ha ha. That’s the spirit! Is this font different? It looks different. Speaking of Christmas…Cara and I haven’t put out a Christmas card in a few years. Honestly, I stopped sending out cards because of the impact on the environment. Ha ha. Just kidding! I stopped because it’s just one more thing…one more bit of bullsh@it we put upon ourselves…it just added to the stress. That’s not true either. Hey, I’d like to give a big shoutout across the pond to my friend, Carl! He’s still sending out Christmas cards!

Thanks, Carl! Merry Christmas to you too!

Between this website and social media, I’m putting out a lot of material. I record things and photograph things all the time just to get some laughs. Not every bit is solid gold. I recorded something a few days ago that is just SO BAD, I had to share it. I bought some arugula. It comes from a farm with a funny name. Watch:

Ha ha. So bad. Merry Christmas!