Good day. I think my cold is starting to break. My sense of smell came back a little and my throat doesn’t hurt as much. However, when I have an orange the citrus burns. It’s way too early to tell butI may be on TV tonight. Check my message board around 5:30/6:30 for the final word.

I watched Office Space last night. Funny film, but the ending left a lot to be desired. After that I checked out the Game Show Network and I’m glad I did! They had a block of Match Game on. It was so great. They played an interview with the late Gene Rayburn, the host. Really great. I also talked to my TV last night. There was one of those dumb commercials on and I just said, “Come on!” Again, I said it out loud. I talked to my TV! I think that’s a bit odd. At least it didn’t talk back.

I came home last night and there’s one of those bright orange stickers pasted to my car window. It said something like I’m parked illegally and we’ve recorded your license number and something like you could be towed. Now, it didn’t say who it was from? Something like that should say from the Hoboken police department. Right? Now, granted, I was parked in front of a garage that has a no parking sign, but I’ve been parking there for 5 years. A car can’t even get into that garage. At the very least, I think I have squatter’s rights. I’ll tell you this, if it didn’t come from the Hoboken PD, I may have a good lawsuit. And if you know anything about me, know this: I’m very litigious. I’ll sue at the drop of a hat. Those stickers are tough to get off a window. At least they didn’t tow it. That happened to me before in Hoboken. That’s not a fun process. And they broke the lock on my door. DON’T EVEN THINK FOR A MINUTE THAT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT! Just thinking about that gets me so angry, I had to disassemble my whole door, who do they think they are anyway, AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! Internet Acting, thank you, thank you very much.

Someday I’m going to print the list of people and businesses that have wronged me. It’s a long list. Straight up, go to go to the store and buy a T-Shirt. It’s a great gift for Valentine’s Day. Speaking of Valentine’s Day, does anyone know of a nice single girl in the tri-state area? Tell her to drop me a line and a photo I don’t want to spend another V-day crying myself to sleep.

And on that note, I’m out. Have a good day.

I still have a cold. My throat hurts. This stinks! I went home last night and watched Easy Rider. I just put it in to watch a few scenes and I ended up watching the whole darn film. I can’t count the times I’ve seen it. I’d have to say that Easy Rider is my favorite film of all time. That’s my dream, to score some dope, hop on a motorcycle and just ride. Well, my dream except for the dope. Man, that’s a great film! I’ll probably watch it again tonight.

I don’t have anything else. Again, I have a cold. My days and nights are spent waiting for the snot to leave my nose so I can breathe like a human being again.

OK, on that note, have a good one. Hey, buy a shirt or mug at the store!

It’s raining in New York. And in my heart, ha ha. I have a cold! My sore throat has progressed into a stuffed up nose. I feel good except for those two areas. I didn’t do much last night, watched Match Game. Talked on the phone. The other day I put up a “For Sale” sign in my building to sell my old TV. No takers. I took it personally. Why don’t they want my TV? It’s almost new and I don’t mind saying I was selling it for a good price. Oh well.

Back to my cold…whenever I get sick, I go to Rupert’s Deli. Rupert’s partner, May, makes this great tea: plenty of honey and lemon. My throat feels better. She also had me do something else today. She cut up a lemon, poured salt on it and told me to squeeze the juice out. That was nasty but it really helped! Anyway, thanks, May! Some more good news, my Skylark seems to have fixed itself. It must have just been too cold. OK, that’s it for today; I’m going to go moan my pain away. My mom received her shirts and mug. She loved them! If they pass her test you know they’re good. Hint, hint: buy, BUY! I’m probably going to have the gray shirt, with my face on it, for sale in a few weeks. Have a good day!

Super Bowl? Super Boring, am I right?! Thank goodness for VH1, they had more excitement showing The Bangles’ Behind the Music. The only good part about the Super Bowl was the half time show. I’ve become a Britney Spears fan. She was something. Friday night, I started out my weekend by getting a haircut. You’ll probably be hearing a lot about it in the press. Jennifer Aniston had the Jennifer and Hillary had the Hillary. Soon, people will be lined up waiting to get the My friend Paula, gave me a coupon for $2 off at Super Cuts. I don’t mind saying, they gave me a super cut. Thanks, Paula.

Saturday, I woke up with a sore throat. I did my laundry and went to the A & P. I watched this movie called C.C. and Company starring Broadway Joe Namath and Ann-Margaret. It was a motorcycle gang movie, very bad, but Ann-Margert was very easy on the eyes. Sunday, again with the sore throat. I felt so bad I had to cancel going over to Walter’s house for the Super Bowl. I didn’t want to be “stuck” in someone else’s house not feeling good. I’m glad I didn’t go, I probably would have fallen asleep. Man, what a boring game. I did go for a long walk. That was my first exercise in a long time. It felt good to get the blood moving again. I also cleaned up my apartment. That was pretty much it for the weekend. Also, because of my sore throat, I didn’t get a chance to work on “Bob’s Diet” page, so that’s still in the works. That’s it. Have a great Monday.

Friday! I’m holding off on “Bob’s Diet” page until Monday; it needs a little tweaking. I don’t want to put out something that is less than perfect. I fell asleep on the bus this morning. I love it when that happens, I miss out on all the traffic.

Last night I didn’t do much. This has been a bad week for semi-exciting stories. What can you do? I’d like to give a shout out to my Dad. He gave me a fan to use in my car last summer and I never returned it, my car doesn’t have A/C. Anyway, I’m happy to report that it is in the mail! Thanks, Pops! I also want to give a shout out to my Mom. She bought some shirts and a mug from the store. Thanks, Mom! Everybody have big Super Bowl plans? I may go over to Walter’s house but I’m not sure. I always like to spend it alone and rate the ads. I’m kidding, of course.

I walked by a drug store this morning and saw the huge row of chips and dips. That used to be my row! It’s funny; I never used to be able to walk by that sort of stuff. Oh who am I kidding, sweet Lord, please send me some food! Ha ha – I’m good, I’m good. OK and that brings this week to a close.


Have a great weekend. I just turned the page on my Sports Illustrated desk calendar that my friend, Tom, got me for Christmas. Anyway, wow! If you have one, check out, Lujan Fernandez! Incredible!

I went to bed last night at 9:30! I started to watchThey Live, great movie by the way, and I just couldn’t keep my eyes open. The last two days I’ve been working on an upcoming piece for the show. Maybe that wore me down more than I thought. Always being “on” takes its toll on the body, ha ha.

My “Bob’s Diet” page should be up sometime tomorrow. I’m looking forward to talking about all of that stuff – it ain’t easy! Also, on the horizon is a very special addition to the site that, as of right now I can’t reveal–but it’s going to be awesome! Yesterday, while riding on the subway, I looked down and noticed that 99% of the shoes people were wearing were black. Isn’t that interesting?

OK, I’ll be honest: I’ve got nothing today. When you go to work and fall asleep by 9:30, there’s not really a chance that a good story is going to happen to you. Hey, this is something, I just looked out the window and it’s snowing! Anything? OK, go to the Store and buy a mug for your coffee or tea. And my brother would like you to checkout his site, He’s a drummer in a heavy metal band. His site has a great opening. It’s no spinning head, but he’s trying. Have a great day.
Hello. I bought Bruce Springsteen‘s video collection last night. Too many videos! I love the boss, but I wasn’t happy. I should have waited for a concert DVD or something. The Beastie Boys’ DVD looked so much better and they really took the time by adding different audio and video tracks. Springsteen’s DVD was just 21/2 hours of straight videos and some live stuff. With that format, you really have to step up to the plate and deliver. Give me something a little more, make it a little better. I’m so angry, AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Internet Acting, thank you.

Anyway, I did a little arithmetic last night and if I start saving now, I can have a down payment for a car by 2011. I can’t wait!

My Skylark started on the first try the other day so I may have avoided an expensive repair, by doing nothing, ha ha! I saw some woman parallel parking into a space in front of my car. Apparently, and I wasn’t aware of this, the new way to parallel park is to go so far back you hit my car! Sometimes people really suck! I’ve had my grill broken and lights cracked because people are so STUPID!

Anyway, on a better note, I want to thank everybody for leaving clean messages on my message board. Thank you. Well, I just checked what I’ve written so far, it’s pretty angry stuff. However, I’m in a great mood. Looking forward to getting over the hump. I wish everyone a happy Wednesday as well. Also, I’d like to give a shout out to my friend in London, the Barber of Belgrade. Have a good day.

OOOOOOO, I almost forgot, to all my Chinese friends, Happy New Year! It’s the year of the snake.

Too many cell phones! I’m on the bus the other night, one person in front of me and one beside me, both talking loud on cell phones. And at that moment someone’s phone starts “ringing” Camp Town Races! They’re just talking nonsense too! I said it before, they always say, “Just got through the tunnel…” Do these people call someone after they use the bathroom? Because it’s exactly the same kind of useless information! Remember the old days, people got on the bus and went home. Now, they get on a bus and HEY, ITS TIME TO MAKE A CALL! IT’S RUDE!!! I shouldn’t have to hear your business and personal plans. Yuk. I didn’t do much last night. Just went home and, surprise, watched TV. I can’t even remember what I watched. I was tired. I think my body is still getting used to not having junk every five seconds. Oh sweet Lord, I need a woman. I’m going to delete all the messages on the board today and start over. So, please feel free to leave a message. Have a good day.